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Comment on Jury Duty by Jason Austinite

Jason Austinite — Thu, 31 Jul 2008 21:43:38 +0000

Usually when life gives me shit, I make a nice shit sandwich with a little tomato, lettuce, and mayo. You know, an SLT.

I’ve been trying to sell the idea to Subway, but that asshole Jared won’t return my phone calls, emails, or letters written in my own blood. Why can’t he see how much I love him?

Comment on Jury Duty by bhamcha

bhamcha — Wed, 30 Jul 2008 07:20:15 +0000

Ah well I can’t really do anything about it. Sometimes life gives you shit and you have to make a pizza out of it or at least an analogy that’s less disgusting. Btw, this school maybe backwards and communistic but Archuturd never went there so its not a chimpanzee school.

Comment on Beach Bums Bum Rush Brownsville Beaches, Bring Boards by Rox

Rox — Wed, 30 Jul 2008 06:06:18 +0000

I think Gomez was a distant cousin of mine. What a shame, really. Orale holmes.

Comment on Jury Duty by Jason Austinite

Jason Austinite — Tue, 29 Jul 2008 16:31:57 +0000

Exams on the weekend? What kind of backwards, communist, chimpanzee school are you going to?

Comment on Jury Duty by bhamcha

bhamcha — Tue, 29 Jul 2008 05:46:19 +0000

I have a lousy architecture exam this weekend. But I will see it again on Sunday though!!!

We don’t have IMAX here, which is sad because I can tell you in IMAX in would be the best.

By the way, I have no intention of marrying a chimpanzee, if by chimpanzee you mean David Archuleta.

Comment on Jury Duty by Jason Austinite

Jason Austinite — Tue, 29 Jul 2008 02:55:45 +0000

Yeah, thanks for ruining it for me, dick. I haven’t seen it yet, but I’m going to the IMAX this weekend.

If you want to marry a chimpanzee, that’s okay with me, you deviant.

Comment on Jury Duty by bhamcha

bhamcha — Tue, 29 Jul 2008 01:31:31 +0000

Now I could use my comment to make some homo-erotic pan-sexual innuendos about chimpanzees, maybe say how their chest hair is reminiscent of pubic hair, but instead I shall use it to say that the Dark Knight is awesome.
Its the greatest movie I have seen since Blood Diamond. Heath Ledger-who knew gay cowboys could act so well as a maniacal psychopath and then there was Gary Oldman-I used to think Lt. Gordon was an jackass before watching this movie. Michael Caine is funny and Christian Bale is amazing as Batman. The stunts, the script everything is stupendous and Christopher Nolan is the best director since Spielberg.
I know I sound like a fantard, but I don’t care, Dark Knight rules.

Comment on Beach Bums Bum Rush Brownsville Beaches, Bring Boards by Jason Austinite

Jason Austinite — Mon, 28 Jul 2008 22:09:50 +0000

That doesn’t sound appetizing at all.

The Hanson, I mean. The rat’s ass, however… Yummerz! Serve it up!

Comment on Beach Bums Bum Rush Brownsville Beaches, Bring Boards by bhamcha

bhamcha — Mon, 28 Jul 2008 08:59:39 +0000

First Patchouli Dave, and now Gaseous Jackson? No, not Gaseous why god? why? Gaseous or Gassy as we in the Beach Unification Movement(BUM for short) called him was so close to me. I remember those days when the BUM were having a barbeque but everyone forgot to bring the grill and gaseous would then save the day by letting me burn his fart so that we could cook our rat steaks. Ah those were the days…I tell you,you haven’t lived until you have eaten a rat’s ass cooked by a fart.

P.S.-He also liked Hanson

Comment on Little Known Movie Review #4 by bhamcha

bhamcha — Mon, 21 Jul 2008 07:02:27 +0000

Yea, he can. See thats what happens when you don’t pay attention to your after-school special hosted by the Republican Party.