Merry Christmas, Dick!

I’m not a big fan of Christmas.  Sure, I dig it when people give me stuff, but I’m just generally not built for the shiny, cheerful, happy dorkiness that the holiday season inspires in so many other people.  Perhaps it could be because of a traumatic incident in my past.
The worst thing that ever happened [...]

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The End of The World is Nigh. Nigh, I Say!

When I awoke from deep slumber this morning, it felt like it was going to be just another lazy Sunday, filled with little more than sitting on the couch scratching myself and having to endure a little shitty country music.  As I lurched forth from the bed and groggily dressed myself to get the pugs [...]

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Sometimes the Truth, My Friends, is Stranger Than Fiction

Suppose I was to tell you that there is a train station in Japan that had a stray cat living there.  Suppose I also told you that someone decided to put a hat on that there kitty and proclaim him a “Super Stationmaster.”  Then suppose that this cat in the hat became a national superstar, [...]

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The Toaster with the Moster!

Journal Entry – 10/6/2008
 
Not much happened today.  Spent most of the day at work trying to look busy.  Also fell asleep behind the file cabinet in my cube for about an hour.  Praying no one noticed.  On the way home from work, stopped at Sears to buy this awesome new toaster.  Seriously, this thing does [...]

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The Great Depression II: Depression Harder

       Things are tough all over right now.  Even as I write this post, the global financial markets are in a constant state of fluctuation, and the future of our national and global economy could be described as shaky at best.  No one has felt this turmoil more than me, I can tell you that.  [...]

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I Can’t Quit You, Baby

       I’ve always been really bad at breaking up with people.  It’s just not skill I was born with, I suppose.  In fact, rather than break up with people, I’ve usually gone to extremes to avoid having to do so.  For example, there was this girl I saw in college for about a month.  She [...]

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The New Notbaio

       Greetings, blog readers.  This notice is to inform you that the Department of Blog Protective Services has taken custody of this blog until further notice due to an unfortunate case of neglect by its creator.  After allowing this blog to languish and go hungry for several weeks, it has been determined that creator “Jason [...]

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Dude, I’m Sorry

I really did start a new job this week that may or may not in some way be related to diapers, so time has been tight.  Yes, I know I have been posting regularly on On Deaf Ears, but those require a lot less thought and creativity.  If you like music, go over there and [...]

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The Times They Are A-Changin’

       Sorry for the long break between posts, but I have been extremely busy lately.  I am in the process of transitioning to a new job.  As you may remember, my old job at Colonel Al’s Old Time Cloth Diaper Emporium™ was not a great fit for me, as I had dreams and aspirations of [...]

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Beijing Baby Brings in Bronze

Beijing, China (AP) – Olympic audiences the world over were stunned today with the bronze medal winning performance of young Soo Chin Liu of China in the women’s gymnastics all-around competition.  Audiences stared in disbelief as the tiny Chinese woman turned in near perfect performances on the uneven bars, the balance beam, and the vault.  Liu would have [...]

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