Little Known Movie Review #4

       I know I said in the last post of this series that I would be reviewing The Legend of Billie Jean, but I just don’t have the energy right now to accurately describe the highlight of that film: Yeardley Smith, the young actress who would later portray the voice of Lisa Simpson, getting her [...]

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Little Known Movie Review #3

 
       In the 3rd edition of my “Little Known Movie Review” series, I would like to once again revisit my childhood to bring to light yet another masterpiece that I’m sure all of you miserable sons of bitches skipped because you have absolutely no taste and were probably jerking off to your VCR-recorded television broadcast [...]

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Little Known Movie Review #2

       Wow, I didn’t plan on doing this twice in a row (in fact, I have another “bun in the oven” that I’ve been working on, but I may or may not “abort” it in the near future), but I just can’t skip out on this next masterpiece of overlooked American cinema.  I apologize to those [...]

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Little Known Movie Review

       As a recurring feature on this blog,  I will occasionally select an oft-overlooked classic movie to review so that I can enlighten you sad fucks to some of the higher cinematic art that you have been missing.  Hopefully this will inspire some of you to get off of your fat, lazy asses and go [...]

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