The New Notbaio

       Greetings, blog readers.  This notice is to inform you that the Department of Blog Protective Services has taken custody of this blog until further notice due to an unfortunate case of neglect by its creator.  After allowing this blog to languish and go hungry for several weeks, it has been determined that creator “Jason [...]

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Jury Duty

       A couple of weeks ago, I received my first jury summons.  Nothing says, “Okay, you’re old now” like a jury summons!  Anyway, it was my first one ever, and it was making me kind of nervous.  Part of me thought, “Wow, maybe this will be exciting and thought provoking, like that movie, [insert name [...]

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An Open Letter to Jeff Archuleta, Psycho Stage Dad, from My Attorney

Dear Sir,
       This notice is to inform you that my services and expertise in the area of family law have been retained by an organized group of male citizens who have rallied together to emancipate their favorite “American Idol” contestant, young Mr. David Archuleta.  The name of this organization of concerned citizens is Fathers Against Guys [...]

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Yet Another Open Letter to the Creators of VFTW.com From My Attorney

Dear Sirs,
       Using my astute lawyerly powers of observation, I have noticed that you have posted my letter in the Mail Bag (although you should change the name to “Male Bag”, because you guys are totally gay and would probably enjoy that) for all of your readers to see.  That is good, because I secretly embedded some spyware [...]

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An Open Letter to the Creators of VoteForTheWorst.com From My Attorney

Dear Sirs,      
       In reference to your website with the address of http://www.votefortheworst.com, my services and legal expertise have been retained by an organization of concerned members of the public, Troubled Watchers of American Television (or TWAT, for short.) This group of viewers, both young and old, have taken great umbrage with the purpose of your [...]

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