Q: Just who’s responsible for this blog anyway? Elvis? Sammy Hagar? Elvis again?
A: Jason is an American by birth, and a Texan by grace of the Lord God Jesus Christ. And a little Satan thrown in to spice things up a little.
Q: Is Jason’s normal, everyday life as crazy as depicted on this blog?
A: Maybably.
Q: Why is there a screencap at the top of this blog of Artax succumbing to the Swamp of Sadness?
A: Because that is the funniest scene from any movie ever. By the way, it’s gone now. Progress is a bitch. You should’ve been here earlier.
Q: Sorry, I had a thing. Okay, so what’s up with the “Deformityonly” header?
A: That is an actual sign on the door of a restaurant bathroom in Yantai, China, which I visited in early 2008. I’m unclear on whether “deformity” refers to only specific birth defects, or if that can also apply to those who may have lost a limb through unfortunate circumstances. Either way, that bathroom’s for you, ‘tards! Don’t even try to use the regular bathrooms. I wouldn’t want to catch deformity from you.
Q: Okay, so maybe it’s not Elvis who maintains this site. Is it noted actor, babe magnet, and reality television star Scott Baio?
A: Read the title of the blog. Scott Baio is not associated with this weblog. He’s busy with other things, like his scripted “reality” show and whining about stuff.
Q: But doesn’t someone with the handle “Scott Baio” post on other websites and link to this blog?
A: You’re stupid. Why do you have to be so stupid?
Q: Hey, I’ll ask the questions here.
A: Oh yeah? That wasn’t a question, smart ass. NIce job.
Q: You’re not a very nice person. Why is that?
A: Because you make me crazy sometimes. It’s like I try and I try to get close to you, but all you do is push me away.
Q: I’ve… I’ve been trying to be better. It’s been hard, I get so stressed at work, and you know… I’m trying really har-
A: Well it’s not enough! I’m starting to think you’ll never change! Oh god, I told myself I wouldn’t start crying.
Q: No, please, don’t cry, baby. We can get through this. Just give me another chance!
A: Another chance? All I’ve given you is chances! I’ve had enough!
Q: Don’t say that! How could you say that after all we’ve been through?
A: Listen, I… I just can’t. I can’t do this anymore. I have to go. Goodbye.
Q: No! Don’t leave me! I love you! How can you leave when you know I love you so much?
A:…
I got this link from vote for the worst, not a member but been lurking since last season…just wanted to say that I like you a lot…I mean i think you’re a funny but very intelligent writer…Take care and have a great day!
Hey, not sure if this is Scott Baio or not, but that was a very well written statement and I think very fair and intelligent. Thx for taking the time and being fair.
cheers
jason - the asphalt
LMFAO you ROCK!
Hi, Scott.