But If you do want to date someone, I do have someone’s phone no. that WON’T get us sued and this person is also a lot like her.

Her name’s Sarah and she’s from Alaska(did you know you could see Russia from Alaska?!?!?). So are you interested?

(DISCLAIMER: This comment was written for humorous purposes only. Please do not post her phone number here. I can’t afford to be sued. Please see my latest post for details)

Do you still have that girl’s phone number? She sounds hot!

I was seeing a girl for something like 3 months and then her folks decided to move, but she wanted to “stay in touch”(read as wanted to try long distance). After a month or so I got tired of the frequent phone calls and her neediness and so really wanted to end it. But, I had broken up with girls only twice before and didn’t like it either time. So took my balls off and decided to do something…different, for the lack of a better word. I had an idea from an episode of “My Name is Earl”,which I was into, at the time. I got a friend of mine to pretend to be my uncle and tell her that I died in a car crash, however, I made 1 mistake, this friend of mine called her cell phone from his home phone so the very next day she called him up to ask him how the family was holding up, his dad answered the call, she got suspicious and then she decided to blackmail my poor buddy, the fuckin bitch. Well, eventually I somehow convinced my mother to tell her I was in coma(my mom is NOT a good liar) and I got out.

Damn that post brought up some chaotic memories. I usually just turn to this blog for ridiculousness but that was quite nostalgic.