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Sometimes the Truth, My Friends, is Stranger Than Fiction

Posted in Real Life Ridiculousness, tagged , , , , , , on October 29, 2008 | 2 Comments »

Suppose I was to tell you that there is a train station in Japan that had a stray cat living there.  Suppose I also told you that someone decided to put a hat on that there kitty and proclaim him a “Super Stationmaster.”  Then suppose that this cat in the hat became a national superstar, [...]

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The Toaster with the Moster!

Posted in Real Life Ridiculousness, tagged , on October 20, 2008 | 2 Comments »

Journal Entry – 10/6/2008
 
Not much happened today.  Spent most of the day at work trying to look busy.  Also fell asleep behind the file cabinet in my cube for about an hour.  Praying no one noticed.  On the way home from work, stopped at Sears to buy this awesome new toaster.  Seriously, this thing does [...]

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Everyone Will Hate Me By the Time This Day Is Over

Posted in Uncategorized, tagged , , on October 16, 2008 | 1 Comment »

I’ve got a little challenge for you.  Sit through the entire video below with the volume turned up, and no cheating.  Actually listen to the entire song.  Then see if you can make it through any ten minutes of the remainder of the day without repeating this song over and over in your head. 
Warning: This [...]

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The Great Depression II: Depression Harder

Posted in Real Life Ridiculousness, tagged , , , , , on October 10, 2008 | 2 Comments »

       Things are tough all over right now.  Even as I write this post, the global financial markets are in a constant state of fluctuation, and the future of our national and global economy could be described as shaky at best.  No one has felt this turmoil more than me, I can tell you that.  [...]

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Politics Schmolitics

Posted in Politics, tagged , on October 8, 2008 | Leave a Comment »

       In this confusing but critical time in our nation’s history, the upcoming presidential election promises to play a crucial role in deciding the future of this great nation.  Will we recover from our current financial crisis and continue to be a leader on the world stage, or will we succumb to our woes and [...]

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Hugh Grant Visits the Doctor

Posted in Miscellaneous, tagged , , on October 7, 2008 | 2 Comments »

[Interior of standard examining room of a doctor’s office.  Hugh Grant is sitting alone on the examination table awaiting the doctor’s entry.  Grant adorably reads a pamphlet on dietary tips for expectant mothers with a look of mock confusion on his face]
[The door opens, and the doctor enters the room.  He holds a medical chart [...]

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I Can’t Quit You, Baby

Posted in Real Life Ridiculousness, tagged , on October 6, 2008 | 6 Comments »

       I’ve always been really bad at breaking up with people.  It’s just not skill I was born with, I suppose.  In fact, rather than break up with people, I’ve usually gone to extremes to avoid having to do so.  For example, there was this girl I saw in college for about a month.  She [...]

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