Getting old. It’s the fuckin’ pits, ain’t it? Seems like just yesterday I was a young teenager, full of life, hormones, alcohol, THC, and a general disregard for my own well being. Drunk driving? No problem! Riding my mountain bike off of a cliff by accident? Just a few scrapes! These days, I can’t [...]
Archive for May, 2008
Peculiar Symptoms of my advancing age.
Posted in Miscellaneous, tagged getting old, incontinence, mauve, merlot on May 30, 2008 | 1 Comment »
Little Known Movie Review #3
Posted in Little Known Movie Reviews, tagged Milennium, movie review, Randy Jackson on May 20, 2008 | Leave a Comment »
In the 3rd edition of my “Little Known Movie Review” series, I would like to once again revisit my childhood to bring to light yet another masterpiece that I’m sure all of you miserable sons of bitches skipped because you have absolutely no taste and were probably jerking off to your VCR-recorded television broadcast [...]
On Work in the Modern Nation
Posted in My Stupid Job, tagged employment, Iron Man, socio-economic claptrap on May 9, 2008 | Leave a Comment »
As a responsible and productive member of society, I have made several sacrifices in my everyday life in order to provide for myself and those I care about. It is a social contract that we all sign. From this contract, we gain employment, from which we gain monetary compensation, from which we pay for [...]
Lesbos sue lesbians
Posted in Real Life Ridiculousness, tagged gaymazing, lawsuit, lesbians on May 4, 2008 | 3 Comments »
Campaigners on the Greek island of Lesbos are to go to court in an attempt to stop a gay rights organisation from using the term “lesbian”.
I bet you think I made that up, didn’t you? No, that is directly quoted from an actual BBC News article. Inhabitants of the island of Lesbos are battling to [...]
An interview with Armand Finklestein, Hollywood Insider
Posted in Armand Finkelstein, tagged Bio-Dome, diapers, Hollywood, homeless, Marlon Brando on May 2, 2008 | 4 Comments »
Throughout the movie industry, one man’s name is synonymous with power, information, and a certain indescribable odor. That man is Armand Finklestein, Hollywood Insider, and he has generously decided to sit down with this publication for a rare and exclusive interview. Mr. Finkelstein, Hollywood Insider chose to spend the day with me at my home in [...]