My day at the supermarket

 
       The other day I was at the grocery store shopping for some fresh produce to assist me in trying a new recipe, and I saw something pretty damn funny, if I do say so myself.  And I do.
       Anyway, I have this grilling cookbook created by the good folks over at Weber, famous for their grill [...]

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I’m a fucking star, and as such am now too good for all of you losers

 
Well, it finally happened.  My ship has finally come in.  I have hit the big time.  With the help of my attorney, the esteemed Phineas J. Turtlebottom, Esq., I have gone global.  In the last 24 hours, my pissant little blog has seen hits from places as exotic and excitiing as Thailand, Malaysia, Australia, Slovenia, [...]

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An Open Letter to Jeff Archuleta, Psycho Stage Dad, from My Attorney

Dear Sir,
       This notice is to inform you that my services and expertise in the area of family law have been retained by an organized group of male citizens who have rallied together to emancipate their favorite “American Idol” contestant, young Mr. David Archuleta.  The name of this organization of concerned citizens is Fathers Against Guys [...]

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This Old House

       Ah, the joys, trials, and tribulations of home ownership!  I’ll tell you, friends, owning my first home has been quite the learning experience.  In the last approximately one and a half years, I’ve gone from being a fairly bumbling and incapable handyman to a full blown home improvement  and landscaping expert.  Whether it’s hanging [...]

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Something wicked this way comes…

       As a child growing up in a small town, I was often forced to use my imagination in order to keep myself entertained.  Small town life is about as boring as it seems in all of those boring movies like Hope Floats, Places in the Heart, or Forrest Gump.  You have any desire to go visit [...]

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New paths in career awesome

       As some of you may know, I have long dreamed of breaking into the music business.  Ever since I was a wee babe on my mother’s knee, I’ve been drawn to the pounding beats, bright lights, powerful melodies, and evocative lyrics that only the best modern music can provide.  However, I don’t sing, I don’t write [...]

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Special Guest Blogger: Armand Finklestein, Hollywood Insider

 **A note from the proprietor of this blog:  Today I am allowing Armand Finklestein, Hollywood Insider (he insists on being introduced this way), to author a post on my blog.  Enjoy!**
       You don’t know me, but I’m the guy behind the guy next to the other guy who hears all kinds of juicy information about [...]

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