Ladies and gentlemen of the intarwebs, you have only just under two days left to try your hand at a chance to own several pieces of musical history! As you may or may not know, the creator and former manager of the Backstreet Boys, ‘N Sync, O-Town, Aaron Carter, and a lot of other horrible boy bands and pop bullshit that nearly destroyed music, Lou Pearlman, has run up against several indictments of fraud. I guess the legal fees have been a bit higher than expected, because he is now auctioning off practically everything he owns, including multiple gold records and laserdisc porn. All of you potential rawkers out there should pull out your pocketbooks, place your bids, and get some sweet ass merchandise. Your band would no doubt benefit from the extra street cred that could only be gained by performing with loads of boy band gold records just piled around you. They could be for your band what gold chains were for Mr. T! Check it out:
P.S. Damn, that fucker really likes blimps!
It’s gone. All gone.
Pity. I relly like laserdisc porn.
Shoulda been quicker. That laserdisc porn ain’t gonna jack off to itself.
That depends. Some of the newer players had that feature available.
Newer like 1998?